Looks like unicorn meat may be more than just a geek's meme-tastic joke. A farmer in China's Hebei province is apparently the proud owner of a (potentially magical!) unicorn cow. 'Unicorn' a bit of a misnomer, actually, since the cow really has three horns. But the big one smack dab in the center of her head is much larger than the two normal ones on either side, and so it definitely qualifies as unicorn status. In fact, the horn measures a full eight inches and it ain't made out of rubber.
To know for sure if it is a true unicorn, one would have to talk to the crowds of unicorn-seeking pilgrims who have touched Mr. Jia's cow (and it's mysterious horn) and document how many illnesses were healed, how many guilty parties identified, how many virginities restored, etc.. On thing's for certain, though. This beef critter isn't going to be stir-fried anytime soon. Well, unless the farmer gets really hungry, I mean.
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